Thursday, May 3, 2012

I"m Not the Asshole, They're the Assholes!

That is my new favorite line. Stated by Sami after I called him an asshole for yelling at random city workers in Beirut. He seemed to believe they were trying to cut down the trees, though no tree cutting equipment was around. I think he may just be angry and that's not just because he told me so.

Anyways, I'm back in the states without jetlag. I had been staying awake until 2 or 3 am and sleeping until 9 or 10 am, which is crazy bizarre for me. I usually go to bed around 9pm and wake up at 530am. I told you I'm practicing to be an old lady sitting on the porch drinking whiskey. Quite shocking I'm single, I know. I guess I need to meet a man who is also practicing to be an old man sitting on the porch drinking whiskey. But I can only see actual old men sitting on the porch drinking whiskey from my front door. Must find new porch on which to sit and drink whiskey.

Here are a couple things I found today:

New Orleans Teenage wins Science Fair 3rd year in a row - she disproved that magnetic bracelets help build healthy cells when she was a freshmen and this year did some other crazy shit.

Escort Has Message for Wall Street: Your Bad in Bed - shocking.

Louisiana Ranks Last in Something Else - still shocking

Awesome video from Gulf Restoration Network two years after the BP Oil Disaster

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